“I’m gonna be the kind of woman who, you know, the kind of woman that just leaps out of bed and just does that *shakes hair* and their hair looks perfect.
They then grab a homemade muffin out of their Cath Kidston polka-dot biscuit tin and head to work wearing trainers at the bottom of a skirt suit to show off they power-walked in.
They have pot plants that don’t die on them. Their fruit bowl isn’t full of three-week-old rotting pears, because they actually *eat* the fruit.
They have day bags, evening bags, and a clutch, you know. They just grab a wheat germ smoothie inbetween work because that’s enough to keep them going, even though at lunch time they jogged, and enjoyed it! Because they don’t have flesh that moves independently to their main frame! Yes.
And finally: they have easy access to pens, to finish a crossword at a bar where the man they decided to take as a lover the night before says to them, Hey, last night was great.
You know, I’ll be that kind of woman.”
- Miranda 2x01, The New Me
